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Tee



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:01 pm    Post subject: The world's shortest fairy tale... Reply with quote

Since we're all interested in fairy tales, in one way or another, I received this one by email this morning and thought it was too cute not to share.

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said: 'NO!' And the girl lived happily ever after
and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, ate
chocolate, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did
whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,
traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never
watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went
up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled,
felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant
all the time.

The End
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Karen Templeton



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, Tee...I howled at this. (And I'm happily married, to boot.)

Priceless.

Must share with the world. Wink

Karen T.
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jebe



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've seen that b4, Tee! It's my favorite fairy tale. Cool
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Tee



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm happy, Jebe, that both you and Karen enjoyed that one. I laughed when I saw it this afternoon. How about that version as an alternate HEA? Laughing
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dick



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Oh my god!" the guy muttered. "What if she'd said yes!"--and drove off in his Porsch.
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Tee



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dick wrote:
"Oh my god!" the guy muttered. "What if she'd said yes!"--and drove off in his Porsch.

I love it, dick. Great improvisation!
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narose



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a hoot! Love it. Laughing Thanks for sharing, Tee.
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Tee



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're welcome, narose. I'm glad you enjoyed it, too.
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cheri



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm down in the dumps today Tee. Thanks for the LOL moment. I was greatly in need! Make note to myself to share with all my GFs. cheri
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Tee



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cheri wrote:
I'm down in the dumps today Tee. Thanks for the LOL moment.

Hope you get thru those dumps soon, cheri. Glad I was of some little help, even if just temporarily.
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cheri



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tee wrote:
cheri wrote:
I'm down in the dumps today Tee. Thanks for the LOL moment.

Hope you get thru those dumps soon, cheri. Glad I was of some little help, even if just temporarily.


My oldest(18)is in boot camp to become a Marine (Ooh rahh! Going into week Cool. It's hard missing him and not having a lot of contact. We got a very depressing letter yesterday and right now he's in the middle of some qualification testing. Just missing him and wondering what's happening. It's been a long summer Crying or Very sad but it will be worth it to see him in October. Thanks for your concern. cheri
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Tee



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, cheri, my thoughts will be with you. As he adjusts, I hope the tone of his letters improves also. Keep us informed.
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cheri



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks Tee for the support. I'm sure as October gets closer you will hear from me getting excited to fly out and see him. cheri
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Susan/DC



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:45 pm    Post subject: Cheers Reply with quote

cheri wrote:
Thanks Tee for the support. I'm sure as October gets closer you will hear from me getting excited to fly out and see him. cheri


Having a son in the military myself, I can certainly understand the ups and downs. I'm sure you'll pull through fine, and in the end you and your son will be so proud!
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cheri



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm already really proud of him. I know I'm going to have bad and good days. I know I'm in trouble in the next 4 yrs, I'm only just beginning. Shocked cheri
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