It Was a Dark and Stormy Night…

eblWith the relentless bad news lately, what better time for a little pick me up in the form of the Edward Bulwer-Lytton contest winners announced just this week?

For the last 29 years, San Jose State University has held the annual contest that asks contestants to submit opening lines for imaginary novels with the goal that they be as bad as possible. The contest was inspired by the great Edward Bulwer-Lytton, who penned the immortal “It was a dark and stormy night.”

So, without further ado, let’s enjoy the grand prize winner:

Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.

Sue Fondrie

And the runner-up:

As I stood among the ransacked ruin that had been my home, surveying the aftermath of the senseless horrors and atrocities that had been perpetrated on my family and everything I hold dear, I swore to myself that no matter where I had to go, no matter what I had to do or endure, I would find the man who did this . . . and when I did, when I did, oh, there would be words.

Rodney Reed

The Bulwer-Lytton contests also chooses winners in genre categories.

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Meredith Duran giveaway winners!

duran First of all, thank you to everyone who entered our Meredith Duran book giveaway. You left some fantastic reading ideas in the comments. After assigning everyone one or two numbers based on the number of entries they had, the draw gave us two winners – Brandy and Margaret. Congratulations to you both! I hope you enjoy the book.

And many thanks to Meredith Duran for donating the books!

-Lynn Spencer

Karen Ranney Winner!

We have a winner in the Karen Ranney giveaway. Commenter Mari, who studied abroad at the Univerisity of Glasgow and was interested in the Scottish settings of Ms. Ranney’s books, is our winner. Congratulations, Mari! We hope you enjoy your books.

We’re getting ready to open a new AAR contest, with a very exciting prize, so be sure to check back tomorrow!

-Lynn Spencer