TBR Challenge 2012 – How Did This Get Here?

jadepagoda When I saw this month’s TBR Challenge theme, I started digging in my TBR stacks and was surprised at all the random stuff I found that I could not remember getting. It took me a while to decide on a book to read for the challenge, so in the end, I decided to choose the oldest one I could find in the pile. It’s a gothic from 1992 called The Jade Pagoda and it’s by Marion Clarke, an author I can honestly say I’ve never heard of. It had a UBS receipt from 2006 tucked into it, so obviously it caught my interest somewhere along the way. Looking at it, I couldn’t imagine why.

The cover blurb sounds awful – overwrought mysticism and deep dark secrets meet the Home and Garden channel – and the picture on the cover is not all that enticing either. I can’t help snickering every time I look at the hero, who looks more vampiric than gothic. So what’s it all about? Well, our fearless narrator is a young woman named Lesley Blair who has returned home to 1870s San Francisco after completing her education at Vassar. She believes very strongly in women’s rights and following her father’s death, she is determined to take over his interior decorating business and to make a name for herself.

She ends up at the isolated (of course) and somewhat forbidding Cliffside Manor because the wealthy importer who owns it plans some renovations. Like all good gothic widowers, Drake Wynfield lost his wife under tragic and mysterious circumstances and now he plans to remarry. Drake had expected a male decorator but when faced with the somewhat forceful and forthright Lesley, he agrees to allow her to decorate the bridal suite. If he likes her work, he will hire her to take on the rest of the home. Lesley desperately needs clients and wants to prove herself, so she takes up the challenge.

In some ways, this book was different than many gothics I’d read. The multicultural world of San Francisco made for a colorful setting. Lesley is stronger than some of the frequently fainting gothic heroines I encountered in my mother’s books growing up, and this novel has a little more lightness to it than many gothics. Drake’s eccentric relatives aren’t entirely brimming over with moodiness and dark gloom and when Drake’s fiancee makes her appearance on the scene, her trevails add a touch of humor to the story. Without throwing in spoilers, we’ll just say that the Southern belle fiancee is very far out of her element at Cliffside.

I appreciated that the author experimented with making this book a little unusual, but there was still plenty here to make my eyes roll. Drake is pretty much a standard issue gothic hero. He’s rich, handsome, powerful,brooding and sometimes downright weird. He’s supposedly on the verge of marrying a relative of his late wife’s but the fiancee could not be more ill-suited to him. And for a man who supposedly wants to marry someone else, his pursuit of Lesley is sometimes ridiculously blatant.

So, we get a somewhat predictable stew of Drake pursuing Lesley and Lesley knowing it’s a bad idea to take up with an engaged man but still thinking he’s soooooo dreamy. Thrown into the mix are what seem to be threats aimed at Drake’s young son, mysterious nocturnal flute playing, and all kinds of hints about lost jewels, stolen jade and Drake’s first wife. None of it was unbearably awful, though some of the Asian characters in the book seemed a little too stereotypical, an issue that gets to be pretty grating by the end of the story. Most of the time, I simply got bored while reading. Stylistically, the writing didn’t grab me and despite some of the colorful flourishes, the plot felt pretty unremarkable.

I like a good brooding, mysterious gothic. However, The Jade Pagoda was a little short on mystery and way too long on what had to have been the most boring courtship ever had by supposedly forbidden lovers. I still have no idea what possessed me to pick this book up, but for me, it was the epitome of a C-grade read. And I still think that cover makes the hero look like a vampire – but not the sexy kind.

– Lynn Spencer

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7 Responses to TBR Challenge 2012 – How Did This Get Here?

  1. Leigh says:

    That is funny Lynn. I wonder what else you have waiting for you in your pile. You deserve kudos for finishing it especially since you don’t even remember choosing it

  2. ell says:

    Ha! I do this too. A friend, a sister, y’all (!) will recommend a book, and I’ll buy it without getting to it for awhile. When I finally do, I will sometimes find myself wondering: Did I actually PAY for this?
    I still prefer real books to my Kindle, but I have to say, this kind of thing is a big plus on the Kindle side of the equation. SO much easier to return it.

    Also: growing up, I loved gothics. I guess they are virtually impossible to write if you have a heroine with a spine, still I wish somebody would figure out a way to write one. Any recommendations?

  3. AAR Lynn says:

    @ell – True – there are a lot of spineless heroines in gothics. Still, some of Barbara Michaels’ books have a gothic touch to them and most of her heroines definitely have their spines intact. And even though I’m not sure I’d call them gothics because they’re really almost in a category of their own, there is a moody quality to Susanna Kearsley’s books that makes me think gothic fans would like them. The Winter Sea was wonderful.

  4. Maggie AAR says:

    @ell Simone St. James The Haunting of Maddy Clare. Strong heroine, great love story and amazing ghost tale. I don’t know how strong the heroine was but I enjoyed Sea of Secrets by Amanda DeWees. It definitely had some flaws (the solution to the mystery is a big one) but I enjoyed the story enough I would give it a b.

  5. Amber says:

    Well, at least the title is unusual! I get so sick of cookie cutter titles that I can’t remember, or worse confuse with 20 other books with similar names.

    This sounds like a miss, unfortunately. Although now I want to find a gothic romance to read, too. I haven’t read one in forever.

  6. VictoriaVa says:

    Frankly I am fascinated about a TBR. Who has room or time? I buy or borrow from the library. If I do not read it immediately it is back to the library or a DNF. So I cannot think of a book that has been around that I have not read. Love this website for making a TBR unnecessary.

  7. Elaine C. says:

    Lynn, I agree about Barbara Michaels’ books. I think I both have and read them all. Searched so hard to find them in used book stores, I haven’t wanted to give them up. Then I moved to all her Elizabeth Peters’ books. She’s been a favorite of mine for thirty years. Her books are mysteries with strong romantic elements. I have loved them! :-)

    Now I read mostly historical romances and need a bookkeeping system to keep the titles straight. Even a lot of the covers are trendy and I’ll look at one and find another with the same models and poses and even dress colors.
    It’s rare to see a cover that portrays the woman as she is described in the book, wearing a dress from the time period. I just use my imagination.

    By the way, have AAR reviewers given up reviewing European Historicals? The last was back in June – “The Thief of Shadows”.

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