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An Upside Down Christmas

Friday, November 13th, 2009

beach_santaNo offense to anyone living south of Mexico, but here it is: To me, Christmas = Winter.  Christmas is at best, snow, and at the very worst, ugly brown grey slush and frost.  Christmas is cold.  Christmas is NOT flippin’ rhododendrons blooming and frangipanis flowering and fresh cranberries with the turkey.

It would be better, thought, if Hong Kong and New Zealand (where I spent the last two Christmases) could claim their own kind of Christmas, but they have transplanted the Winter Christmas to a summer climate.  And it’s jarring to see shop fronts decorated with snow tinsel, and windows floating with snowflakes, and icicle lights hanging from roofs.  It doesn’t work here; no wonder they don’t buy into it. (more…)

They need to bring this back. Now.

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

VM50816-04I remember when I learned music in school, my teachers drew stave lines on the blackboard with a handy little wire gadget in which you insert five pieces of chalk, parallel to each other, and hey presto!  5 parallel lines = music stave.

But times have changed.  And now we use whiteboards instead of blackboards. And no one has a handy little wire gadget that holds whiteboard markers instead of chalk.  Which means I have to draw them by hand because metre sticks have gone out. And it’s messy. Which offends my sensibilities.

Of course, if I had unlimited budget and a very short wishlist for next year I could look like that lady at the top and buy one of those boards that have permanent staves, except bigger.  But I don’t have unlimited budget and my priority wishlist is looooooooong and my classroom is small and that’s just not in the cards.

They need to bring those wire thingies back.  Sometimes, simple was it.

What would you bring back if you could?

- Jean AAR

“Emma” – The Kate Beckinsale Version

Monday, October 19th, 2009

emma5Emma is my least favourite of the Jane Austen novels because I have very little sympathy for the eponymous heroine.  That’s why I only ever watch the Gwyneth Paltrow (and Jeremy Northam) version – she doesn’t make Emma seem quite so spoiled or mean or egotistical.  Last time I’d seen the Kate Beckinsale one, I hated it.  But that was five years ago.  So when I saw the talk on the message boards about BBC’s new Emma with Romola Garai, it compelled me to revisit the 1996 Kate Beckinsale and see if maturity has wrought a different impression.

The Good

I still find Kate Beckinsale too petulant and her voice too whiny for personal taste, but she’s definitely not as bad as I remembered, and has some good moments; I particularly like the fantasy sequences, which ring true.  I also like Mrs. Elton and Jane Fairfax, whom I find more interesting and well-rounded than their movie counterparts.

The Bad

Frank Churchill, as portrayed here, is nothing less than a dawg.  (Although his hair is better than Ewan McGregor’s.)  As this version stands, my respect for Jane goes way down.  I haven’t read Emma in a long time so I don’t know how he’s portrayed in the book, but this Frank Churchill is a rat.

The Ugly

Disclaimer: I love love love Jeremy Northam.  Any other Mr. Knightley would have to be pretty damn good to even compete.  But I don’t find Mark Strong attractive AT ALL (and that’s a large part of it, right?  I mean, come on), and his acting is too overwrought for my taste.

So all in all, I’ll still stick with the movie.  There is no chance I won’t see the 2009 Emma, but I doubt any version of Emma would receive my whole-hearted approval (because of the titular heroine).  However, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jeremy Northam (sigh) come close.

- Jean AAR

The Most Complicated Sport in the World

Monday, October 5th, 2009
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This video is not lying.  In fact, it’s about the clearest explanation of cricket I’ve ever gotten.  Which is about as clear as mud.  Cricket is nuts.

AAR at the Movies: Up

Monday, September 28th, 2009

pixar-up-frame1The NYT used to be my go-to site for movie reviews, but of late I find myself bored with their determined cynicism.  However, I do have to agree with Manohla Dargis’s summary of Pixar’s latest creation: Though the initial images of flight are wonderfully rendered…the movie remains bound by convention….This has become the Pixar way. Passages of glorious imagination are invariably matched by stock characters and banal story choices, as each new movie becomes another manifestation of the movie-industry divide between art and the bottom line.  Well, I’m not sure I’d totally agree with the last assertion, but I do know that the movie left me flat after a glorious beginning. (more…)

Ode to the Savoury Muffin

Monday, September 21st, 2009

1389Coming to New Zealand has been a wonderful culinary experience, amongst other things.  Meat pies!  Kumara!  Pickle!  Steak and egg burgers!  (Only one of the above exclamation marks is sarcastic.)  Most of these so-called discoveries are common to Commonwealth countries, I presume, but living in Canada many of the British influences have been submerged by our southern neighbour.  So no flaky pastry meat pies.  No pickle.  No egg burgers.

One thing we must have in Canada but which I’d never seen before coming to NZ is the savoury muffin.  It’s exactly like a normal blueberry or chocolate muffin, but instead of sweet, it’s savoury.  (Duh.)  And it’s not a savoury scone, because it’s, well, a muffin.  But ohhhhh, the things you can put in it.  Broccoli and blue cheese.  Capsicum and feta and corn.  Avocado and bacon.  Mmmm.  If you make the giant variety, it’s good enough for a lunch.  And somehow, it just makes me feel more comfortable than a sweet muffin.

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A Very Lush Life

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

lush-unwrapped-soapsWhen I have nothing to talk about, I can always rely on Lush.

LUSH, for those of you who have managed to live without it all this time, is a British cosmetics store that has grown immensely in both product range and location.  It started out as mail order soap company around the 80s and now has stores all over the world, with new ones popping up all the time.

But lest you think Lush is yet another over-expanded soap company with overpriced products and pretensions to ecological friendliness (*coughBodyShopcough*), let me attempt to persuade you otherwise: (more…)

With a little head-banging…

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009
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…You can make awesome music, like guitar duo Rodrigo y Gabriela, from Mexico City.  They have a trash metal background, and turned it to the acoustic guitar; he does the picky bits, she does the bass/strumming/percussion – all on guitar.  Here they cover Stairway to Heaven.  It’s a bit slow at the beginning, but stick with it.  (Their covers of Metallica are even cooler, but the videos suck.)

- Jean AAR

Fall is Coming

Saturday, September 5th, 2009

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Lynn’s post yesterday about The Pull of the Water in the summer, and the rapidly approaching end of summer, got me thinking. I absolutely adore the summer (well, when we actually have one here), and truly wish I still lived right next to Lake Michigan. But, there are also things I look forward to about the fall (not the winter, but the fall).

I cook in a completely different way in the fall than I do in the summer. In the summer I tend to live on salads, sandwiches, fruit, and the occasional cooked meal. Once fall comes, I start making homemade soups, casseroles, roasted vegetables, and all kinds of dishes I virtually never make in the summer. While I use recipes from time to time, I also improvise a great deal with this type of cooking. (more…)

The Mind Reels…

Monday, August 31st, 2009
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I don’t know about you, but the Trans-Siberian Orchestra has seriously offended my musical sensibilities.  (You have to wait 20 seconds before it’s recognizable.)

- Jean AAR